Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❤️ coming soon
Shawn* Breathes*
Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *
That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"
Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *
That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"
by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004

by sinister evil ape nuggets 420 November 8, 2021

This man is a fucking whiney bitch. fuck i cant even call him a man he is so unbearable to be around he always creeps up on you and says the most dumbfuckery smart ass things. short as fuck so he can be tripped at any time, so if you can, do it.
Friend1: man i fucking hate shawn, hes such a cunt.
Friend2: yeah, i tripped him the other day, that bitch is a fucking dumbass.
Friend2: yeah, i tripped him the other day, that bitch is a fucking dumbass.
by SabertoothFishy March 15, 2024

by RiskyBuizness March 10, 2022

by y2bulldog July 26, 2016

A guy who is easy to run across. If you find one you must get to know it. If it accepts you, it is safe to pet. If it does not accept you... RUN
I just encountered a Shawn last night
by ExistingPerson November 7, 2023
