Shanghai Speedway

The Shanghai Speedway is the worst EASHL hockey team to have ever played the game. While they do rock bangin uniforms and a load of star power with players like Jeff Epstein, Lee Harvey Oswald, NBA Youngboy, and The Speedway’s very own Baeulo, the Shanghai Speedway can’t seem to pick up the fucking puck or save a single shot from the opposing team. Absolute Dustpans.

Hey, I got tickets for tonight’s EASHL game at the Cornswaggle Superdome? Shanghai Speedway vs the Balsagna Brothers!

Fuck no, what a load of pylons.

by not soggykickflip February 24, 2022

dirty shanta

When you take a bath with water containing someone else’s feces and semen

Her skin looks good because she frequently takes a Dirty Shanta.

by Kingofwhatever June 5, 2020

Shakthy

an extremely good looking person, who slept with your mum.

damn thats shakthy

by fatherless behaviour November 6, 2021

shantanu

will make you feel bad for things that are out of your control and is manipulative .10/10 would not recommend to date this guy but i still will

me : i cannot come meet you today
shantanu: u dont love me

by idontlovemyself September 21, 2021

shagthefag

homosexual man who loves penis in his bum bum

man that guy is such a shagthefag!

by dfkjladsfoij January 9, 2008

shanghai

Shanghai- To cut in front of someone.

I was waiting in line at Starbucks, and a rude lass Shanghaied me.

by cat44 November 29, 2016

Shanghai

According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.

"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."

by Slyph January 19, 2005