shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011

sneaky shag

When someone sneaks away for a social gathering to engage in coitus

Person 1: Where's Alex?
Person 2: He went off for a sneaky shag with Karen.

by Where did I leave my tardis November 4, 2015

shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

Shag ache

It's a term to refer to someone you want to have sex with but you find annoying or does your head in.

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Roman Shag

And orgy, but not with the goal of simply pleasing yourself. But of spreading diseases within a community.

Yeah dude Chris got HIV during the Roman shag we told him not to go!

by Armando Petulliu September 14, 2023

tail shagging

Someone is all ways up your ass

Dude stop tail shagging me it's annoying

by Weren1x October 27, 2023