Snexting

1) A text message received from a member of the opposite sex making it clear they want to hook up.

2) A text message sent to a member of the opposite sex making it clear you want to hook up.

"I need to start snexting so I have someone to hook up with later tonight."

"Have you sent any snexts today?"

by HurrayBeer April 19, 2009

sextinguisher

(n), the act or trait of a person that any one else considers to be the polar opposite of sexually attractive.

Pinocchio yearned for a woman but he knew his dicklessness would sextinguish any chance of a hump.

Dude1: "D'you hookup at Becky's last night?"
Dude2: "Nah, she didn't mention her rents were back from vacay. Total sextinguisher."

by X-gonna-give-it-to-ya May 11, 2016

Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

slexting

sleep texting, texting while unaware of what you are even talking about

yeah i must of been slexting you last night, i don't remember that conversation at all

by ninjas with candy May 27, 2010

snexting

Snarky texting. Snexting occurs when people can hear the sneering judgment in your voice as they read your text messages.

One possible case of snexting: "Thanks for that useful information. Obviously it was totally worth it to stop what I was doing to hear that. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to move on with my life now."

by lo_theangel March 29, 2011

Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

Sextination

A Sextination is a designated place to have sex. It is a private lair that you convince or lure the opposite sex into.

I have a Sextination in mind for her. Whether it's my bed or the back of my Dodge Shadow.

by CobbySquared February 5, 2012