A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.
Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.
The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.
"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"
As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.
The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.
"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"
As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
James: I got suspended for breathing too heavily after going up the stairs! They said I had no right to disturb the learning process!
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
Get the Lehigh Senior High School mug.Nampa Senior High School, or Nampa High for short, is set in a mid-sized city (a city with a population less than 250,000) called Nampa, of Canyon county, Idaho.
Nampa Senior High School may in short be called Nampa High.
There are normally about 1,500 students that attend each year. There could be more going to the school if the district didn't draw all the school zone lines so that all the rich kids could attend the pansy Skyview High School across town. **Please note image #1**
The current student body is made up of 74% caucasian, 25% hispanic, and 1% other. So anyone that says Nampa High is a trashy school where all the "beaners" go, has just been proven wrong, so now you need to shut the F up...
The sports at Nampa High School arn't always the best, please note image #1 again to see that Skyview clearly has an advantage to more students, thus more talent in everything.
One thing that is totally kick ass at Nampa High is their Marching Band, sure we may make fun of the band kids, but they're always the ones to bring the trophies home...
All there is left to say is once a Bulldog, ALWAYS a Bulldog! BULLDOG PRIDE!
Nampa Senior High School may in short be called Nampa High.
There are normally about 1,500 students that attend each year. There could be more going to the school if the district didn't draw all the school zone lines so that all the rich kids could attend the pansy Skyview High School across town. **Please note image #1**
The current student body is made up of 74% caucasian, 25% hispanic, and 1% other. So anyone that says Nampa High is a trashy school where all the "beaners" go, has just been proven wrong, so now you need to shut the F up...
The sports at Nampa High School arn't always the best, please note image #1 again to see that Skyview clearly has an advantage to more students, thus more talent in everything.
One thing that is totally kick ass at Nampa High is their Marching Band, sure we may make fun of the band kids, but they're always the ones to bring the trophies home...
All there is left to say is once a Bulldog, ALWAYS a Bulldog! BULLDOG PRIDE!
by Bulldogs Forever July 15, 2006
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Lynwood senior high is a complete shit hole, every person there is a selfish, mainstream, brainless plastic moron, who do not have any original thoughts in their body, and live according to what makes them seem to be hot or whatever. (Excluding about 3 people) All efforts should be made to avoid this school at all costs.
"This place is a crap hole"
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
by That epic type of guy August 25, 2009
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Round Lake Senior High School students hold your heads high!! You are attending a school that has had to fight for everything and they still come swinging!!!! Your pride a determination are admired my your peers, parents, and faculty!!
GO PANTHERS!!!!!
GO PANTHERS!!!!!
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Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.
I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
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"Damn - I knew exactly what it was a minute ago, then it slipped away from me: Forgive me: I'm having a pre-senior moment."
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