Look what the selfie dragged in! 

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

Look what the selfie dragged in! by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

morning selfie by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

butt selfie 

Like a common 'selfie', except that it is a picture of one's anus, as opposed to face.

George sent me a butt selfie last night, he has such a remarkable anus.

butt selfie by Chris_Groove November 7, 2013

Crooked selfie 

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

Crooked selfie by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Faux Selfie 

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

Faux Selfie by BanditBall August 10, 2015

goodnight selfie

Often between bae's they'll send a selfie right before bed. Since it's usually when girls let their hair down and look cute :3

Goodnight Jeff
*Sends Goodnight Selfie*
Goodnight Sidechick

goodnight selfie by Robsisthebest October 23, 2015

Beer selfie 

A selfie taken with beer as the secondary subject, regardless of whether it is drunk* or undrunk*.
*Applies to both the primary and secondary subjects.

Mo posted a beer selfie, but neither one was drunk!

Beer selfie by Mmmm, beer November 17, 2016