Topo Seltzer

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
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wow Topo seltzers are so good

by Tommy Jacketson April 6, 2021

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off da shitz

When You Are On Excessive Amounts Of Drugs Such As But Not Limited To Xanax Promethazine Codeine Molly And Etc.

Yo Man Did You See Jerry Last Night

Yea Dude I Think He Was Off Da Shitz

Yeahh He Had 2 xanaxs And Like 3 Cups

Of Lean

by IDk October 23, 2013

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Chichen Shitza

Uncontrolled bowel movements caused by sampling local food and drink in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico.

"Hey man, we gotta head back to the hotel. Those chicken tacos aren't doing me right. I need to take a massive Chichen Shitza."

by Rob Azarcon June 11, 2008

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shitznitch

someone who is a shit head bitch, who treats her friends like crap to get a boy that only likes her for her ass, because everything else about her is unappealing!.....no one likes her after 5 years of knowing them and they are shit head, mofo, bitch

L: hey look at that shitznitch
M: oh my lord
boy: i like big butts and i cannot lie!

by ihatelife October 17, 2005

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seit

the baddest wog in the south.. wears a bumbag and a v neck to show off his mad hairy chest.

When he sleeps he snores car noises, and dreams of "da bitches"
all the maria chicks wanna suk his dick, but he needs a hair cut
also is a chronic swearer

Seit- "yo you fucking dick head cunt how are you"
Person-"good now that im with youy seit"
Seit- " fuck you cunt"

by Joel Ricky Anthony Umut Enes October 4, 2010

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