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Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull
Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"
by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021
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Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
by Mic meadows February 8, 2017
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Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food
Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!
by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019
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Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
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Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.
Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.
by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021
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Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.
“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”
by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025
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Angry seagull

Getting 2 foot kicked in the back of the head and then shat on
Had a right goer last night pal, she wanted the Angry seagull
by jaffajake July 26, 2022
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