Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.

Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.

by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

Seagull

When you indulge in the action of standing in a corner of room wanking a jerk and as your about to rip a fat nut you run up on someone and unload the loc ness monster of a load onto them resulting in the conclusion of the seagull.

Fred im going to rip a seagull tonight in the club I heard they have great corners with a ton of people waiting for get seagulled on.

by Flaw29 March 2, 2024

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual that often comes off as annoying to others as they come of as braggers.

I swear our boss is such a general seagull when it comes to bringing snacks into work.

by General S May 15, 2022

Seagulling

Casino speak. The act of looking for left over tickets worth pennies or coins left in the slot machine payout trays. Also unplayed credits. Seagullers roam the aisles looking for these. Casinos frown on this and if caught you can get kicked out 10-86.

Security guard on radio: "Dispatch we have a female in Area 4 seagulling she will be a code 10-86"

by Dman8 September 28, 2019

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying Seagull, Bro she took the Flying Seagull way better than the last three did.

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024

Seagulled

To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing

I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.

by viking-ette November 14, 2022

Seagull

A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.

WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)

Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"

Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"

"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"

by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016