A pyromaniac, they can seem crazy when you don’t know them but when you really get to know them you’ll see that it’s worst than you thought. They run around in the woods, light things on fire and offer to satan. Members of the scouts have an extremely strong bond for life. Pray for the lord down below.
Never mess with a scout, they know places no one will ever find you.
Never mess with a scout, they know places no one will ever find you.
Person 1: Wtf are those kids doing in the woods?
Person 2: Offering to satan I think?
Person 3: Must be scouts.
Person 2: Offering to satan I think?
Person 3: Must be scouts.
by aCharlotte July 11, 2019
Get the Scout mug.An eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Girl Scout is commonly seen selling cookies for about treefiddy, or $3.50 to unsuspecting civilians.
Chef's dad:
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
by IDoThings October 11, 2019
Get the Girl Scout mug.Scout is a really girl. she's always the mom friend of the group and supports everybody deeply. they are very much lesbians who will get clingy easily. when they don't get love and affection back they will cry in a deep depression for an hour. but anyways they are total crackheads who need help, but they're still your best friend
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A person geekin out about stuff that doesn’t matter or isn’t going on and is bugging everyone out bc they keep looking out for the whole crew when it’s not necessary
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Get the Boy Scout mug.A scout is a really hot 23 year old mercenary that is full of himself and has a crush on a woman who only wears purple. AKA: Me
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