scientology

A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.

Instead of finding Jesus, I found Scientology. Hallelujah!

by SoloingMaverick April 18, 2006

it's science

A phrase used to give validity to a point that would otherwise be entirely absurd.

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

by dano magnum May 7, 2007

scientology

A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.

Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

political science

Political science: The study of politics; the study dates back to Plato and even Hammurabi and arguably even taught in the animal kingdoms in animal hierarchies. History, philosophy, religion, and law were historically the main topics of study in political science. Modern political science studies political behavior through survey samples of a population, controlled experiments, and other data collection methods that can be statistically analyzed.

Bob: "What did you study in college."
Tom: "Political Science"
Bob: "Oh, basket weaving, ha ha ha."
Tom: "It's not basket weaving; it's law, fool!"

by Justin2100 October 13, 2007

scake

To jizz on a girls' face and throw sprinkles on her face, thus looking like a cake. Option to put candle in mouth and blow it out for birthdays. Then for party purposes share with friends.

My girlfriend let me scake her for my birthday. My whole family said it was scrumptuous.

by The Scaker May 12, 2006

pseudo-science

Fake science which holds no basis in reality yet so many people choose to believe.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

School of science and technology

A school with a bunch of nerds that love technology, loves to flex around with their amazing MacBooks and shows off when they see someone with a Chromebook. These nerds know how to code, code and code. The students like to simp for 2d characters and like no one plays mlbb. This sch is located in clementi. Ppl complain abt bad wifi becuz moe gonna take over our sch. Got many rich ppl here. If u go to carpark you'll see a bunch of Volvos, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and others. Ppl here have big egos and it is a fun sch. With virtually no sports team nor pe, this sch is heavily focused on nerdy academic stuff. Good luck joining this sch, maybe win 4d on the way.

School of science and technology has an amazing, gigantic campus.

by YeetGod1234 August 15, 2021