I HAS SCAN

a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out

me: Carlos where were you
Carlos : I HAS SCAN

by #uwu February 14, 2021

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

European Sauna

When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.

Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.

by Zac A October 26, 2006

Scanch

Another term for dope, crystal, methamphetemines.
Actual meaning: Bomb Shit

I just picked up some of that scanch.

by Mark ur shit Marky January 31, 2009

Scan Man

Usually an IT geek who is in charge of scanning large amounts of paper or files. Scan Man identifies and fixes any scanning errors and is sometimes revered as a type of pseudo super hero. Scan Man is often seen wearing t-shirts with software or trade show logos. Scan Man has also been known to sport high waters when required to dress up.

Scan Man came to the rescue yesterday when the scanner jammed and the entire system almost shut down.

by See Sack EIA April 27, 2009

Dirty Sauna

To expel diarrhea right before climax during intense, sweaty sexual intercourse in an enclosed room with little to no ventilation.

You: Yo dude, I was boning this chick in South Florida. We had no A/C and it was fuckin' hot, so I pulled a dirty sauna on the bitch.
Friend: Say what?
You: Yeah man, she was a freak though, so she was lovin' it!
Friend: You're fuckin' nasty, bro.

by heyshawn May 27, 2013

Ukranian Sauna

When your Ukranian roommate takes a two hour shit in the shared bathroom using no less than half a roll of toilet paper - complete with grunting noises - then closes the door when he exits because he is afraid of the smell. However, contrary to his efforts to decrease the smell of ambient shit, the bathroom becomes an olfactory cesspool.

I couldn't even shower this morning due to Roman's Ukranian Sauna. Oh yeah, and we need more toilet paper.

by Del Playa Gauchos June 29, 2009