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scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.
Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...
by pussystretcher May 20, 2022
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Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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Scattiedoodle

Acknowledging somebody sneezed. Letting one know to work through it.
Person 1: Ah ah aaaah choo!
Person 2: Scattiedoodle.
Person 1: Thanks for your acknowledgement.
by Bond0 July 23, 2022
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Scata-Mala

Thot, Skank, Trick, Chicken Head, Yeast Maker, Trash Receptacle. In Honor Of The Greatest Scata-Mala Ever Lauren Rothang Aka NB, Aka Satan.
You Have To Be Really Pathetic And Deplorable To Make That Scata-Mala Your Woman.
by GringoTheKid September 18, 2022
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Scata-Mala

Thot, Skank, Chicken Head, Trash Receptacle, Yeast Maker, Psychopathy, Priceless.
You Really Have To Be Damaged To Make A Scata-Mala Priority.
by GringoTheKid September 18, 2022
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scataroonie

The most underrated IGL+Fragger in the comm, mutch and lxivd don’t like him
Wow scataroonie, you are absolutely crazy i don’t understand how mutch and lxivd don’t like you
by scataroonie October 3, 2022
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scataway

A scataway is a chumpers lump who dumps the stump like a true scatzterwanian. (A castaway, but cooler)
You're a true scataway.
by Smellymella October 12, 2022
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