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Italian Sausage

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.
His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.
by TommyJay June 7, 2007
mugGet the Italian Sausagemug.

sausage fest

When there are no women present with a group of men.
Wow, where's all the chicas, this is a complete sausage fest man.
by Jssippi :--> September 15, 2003
mugGet the sausage festmug.

sausage fest

a party or gathering where the ratio of men to women is 3-4:1.
Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*
by Champ24 June 11, 2006
mugGet the sausage festmug.

sausage pull

A group wang wrangler involving folks of the fruity persuasion.

Not to be confused with the sausage smoke.
Hey, Jeb, we fixed the problem while you were in that sausage pull.
by benihana_chef May 21, 2005
mugGet the sausage pullmug.

morning sausage

(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning
Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock
by Vag Pounder December 18, 2007
mugGet the morning sausagemug.

sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010
mugGet the sausage headachemug.

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