san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 27, 2017

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

San Francisco Smile

A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.

Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?

by Jb79 November 08, 2015

san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peck’ method for typing

The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker

by CO1224 March 13, 2020

San Francisco 49ers

One of the best teams to ever play... like ever and their biggest fan is Merrick Page(Look him up here)

Wow the San Francisco 49ers beat the CowBoys... of course

by MrKingComp March 21, 2023

San Francisco Grandmother

ONE OLD TRANNY!

Dude I went down Hollywood Blvd and pick me up a San Francisco Grandmother, 20$ Gummers and 50$ Bummers.

by TheMfingStockingstuffer October 09, 2021

The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.

I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

by StankyMane January 23, 2025