Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho

oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite

by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020

Samuel Effect

When one person vomits and it makes another person vomit and it's a complete loop...

So my dad vomited and it started a "Samuel Effect"

by B.B.F January 9, 2021

Samuel Au

Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"

A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.

I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!

by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 2, 2022

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

samuel con

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.

Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con

by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022

Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama

Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!

by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is the biggest piece of crap anyone could ever meet, he always thinks he’s cool even though he’s not, he acts like the biggest loser ever, and is commonly called faggot and has a very small penis

This is so samuel

by Jenandofi January 31, 2018