unwed sailor

pretentious, without merit, over the hill.

My God, that is one gnarly Unwed Sailor!

by slayerofthepoon October 20, 2008

nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

Scamming Sailors

A famous Tripfag on 4chan, mostly visiting /OPGG/. Known for his Blackbeard posting and baiting underage kids falling for his "It's okay If I cheat" bait.

Scamming Sailors !Scam/X6css
>I hate cheaters they are the scum and should quit the game, it's only okay If I do it.

by JewJulie November 28, 2016

bag sailor

one who's nutsack is so big they can use it as a sail on a boat

we got off the island because it was windy and Gene was an old bag sailor...

by genopetralli September 30, 2015

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009

Sailor marie

A beautiful strong girl who makes music videos and posts them on Youtube also gorgeous and amazingly smart. She's a good role model to young girls. Lives in San Diego California. Her youtube is sailorstrailers. Her videos always have at least 1000 views, likes, and comments.

"You look like sailor marie, your gorgeous!"

"Your video has as much views as one sailor Marie's. it's amazing!"

by Sailormariefanpage May 5, 2013