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Trolling

The act of dangling your penis outside of your pants while in public in the attempt to attract a mate.
Dave was trolling the clubs all night until he caught a whale. ;-)
by Phatfred August 30, 2013
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trolling

Some people who harrass, insult and hurt other people on the internet which is usually on message boards...

A Good Example is the "Furrie" war on youtube where "trolls" are hacking , spamming and harrassing anyone who loves animals...
"Trolls" have no real reason for doing this and only do it for their own entertainment... Trolling is usually hated by many people and this has become quite serious...
by yinyin108 November 19, 2007
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Trolling

Purposely pissing people off on Facebook. This can be done by commenting on statuses, posts, walls, pictures or videos.
Status: Person 1 had the best afternoon ever!

--Comment: why are you so fat?

Status: Person 2 is going to the movies!

--Comment: the movies is for ass holes.

Status: Person 3 's hair is really short now!

--Comment: contrary to popular belief, no one gives a shit.

Status: Person 4 loves purposely pissing people off on facebook!

--Comment: TROLLING FTW
by Timmy G. July 23, 2009
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Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.
Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.
by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013
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strollin

going party hoppin; going from party to party
Me and my girls went strollin Friday night. We hit the Alpha party, the Q party, and some other ones.
by MStreet September 27, 2005
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stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.
a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"
by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009
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stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?
by TheDirtyDoctor June 14, 2011
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