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Muslim Stand-off

Similar to a quick draw, but with 2 Muslims. The first one to blow up wins.
"Heading down to the Muslim Stand-off! My money is on Abed!"
by screenhopper23 December 15, 2011
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Man Stand

The act of balancing yourself only with your dick.
Frank looked like he was going to do some push-ups, but it turned out he was only doing a man stand.
by flooba December 6, 2012
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one-night stand

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
by kofi May 14, 2003
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wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
by David Kenney November 30, 2007
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One Knight's Stand

(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.

Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011
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lemonade stand

Sexual act in which a guy receives a blowjob while standing in front of a woman who is seated on the toilet and urinating. Under more austere conditions, the woman may give a blowjob while squatting to urinate.
"...dude, I totally ran a lemonade stand on that chick."
by "em eye" March 30, 2009
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Keg Stand

The act of slurping malted alcohol from a "keg" whilst chunding thine nasium.
"I have already enjoyed a 'keg stand' this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium."
by Push Latency August 15, 2005
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