A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it
"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"
by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.
by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

by fartsing February 15, 2021

Sonic Syndrome is where they make a photorealistic CGI version of a character look beyond NIGHTMARISH!!!
Examples include Sonic's now-scrapped character design for the 2020 Sonic movie, every character's design from the 2019 Cats movie, and Boot's character design from the Dora movie.
Examples include Sonic's now-scrapped character design for the 2020 Sonic movie, every character's design from the 2019 Cats movie, and Boot's character design from the Dora movie.
Person 1: Have you seen the trailer for the new live action adaptation of the Sonic movie
Person 2: Yeah, Sonic's character design looks satanic.
Person 1: He definitely suffered from Sonic Syndrome, like every other photorealistic version of a cartoon character.
Person 2: Yeah, Sonic's character design looks satanic.
Person 1: He definitely suffered from Sonic Syndrome, like every other photorealistic version of a cartoon character.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 2, 2021

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!
by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021

The music that would give you a fucking panic attack in the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. I never even fucking played the game and it freaked me out. Imagine playing it.
Sonic drowning fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."
by Never_Mad January 14, 2015
