by swingndong May 10, 2015

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.
“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

The act of diving into the Pussy, Neck Deep; like a champ, then reaching down to fist her asshole just as she is about to cum.
As i went down on her into her sweet peach like a warm summers night, she screamed just before she came, "Give me that Sloppy Jellopy!"
by Swizzle_Stick54 November 19, 2020

by Gbeans February 25, 2020

1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.
1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."
by drredbeans July 27, 2016

When a woman ejaculates or squirts and forces the man outside of her. Akin to a baby kangaroo (a joey) getting forced out of its mother's pouch.
Crystal and I had a sloppy joey last night, I freaked out at first. My sheets will never be the same.
by feverbabble October 9, 2011
