Sniping

The act of stealthily masturbating while on FaceTime/Skype/the phone with your significant other, and then telling them about it hours after the fact.

“Damn bruh my girlfriend was sniping me yesterday while I was talking about Fortnite”

by Captain Flex March 26, 2018

Shining Devil

The strongest creature known by man or alien. It is claimed by it, and only it, but even then it does not contain it.

Oh my god, it's the Shining Devil.

by PencilLeadHead July 11, 2018

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Shining

A word used to describe "special" people in horror movies

Jud: Ellie you have the shining
Ellie Creed: Wth old man

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

Shining

Shining, the act of shaving a friends head and licking it until its reflective.

John why don't you get those clippers and start shining

by Assyran December 25, 2019

Sniping

The practice of stopping and starting your gps watch in order to make your runs appear faster on Strava or other run tracking websites.

Daniel’s runs looked amazing on strava. The total elapsed time and the run duration did not match . He’d been stopping his watch to rest and recover . He’d been sniping He’s a sniper

by RunPolice March 29, 2020

Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020