the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

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Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

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Christopher Seals

A dumb ass who says scuba Steve way too fuckin much.

Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.

by Hehehehe234 June 21, 2019

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The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.

:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD

by ddmy November 6, 2016

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breaking the seal

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.

Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.

by baby carlos March 9, 2010

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