Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

Wholesome Seal Award by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

dropping a SEAL team 

Army jargon for taking a dump.

Your 240 gunner's behind that tree dropping a SEAL team!

dropping a SEAL team by Megaloman March 5, 2009

Melting Elephant Seal 

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.

Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!

Melting Elephant Seal by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022

Dead Seal Crawl 

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

Dead Seal Crawl by Xx.xX June 18, 2008

wet seal 

a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.

i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.

wet seal by LouisVuitton17 April 2, 2011

Soda Seal Bracelets 

also known as fuck-me bracelets

When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.

If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.

I don't wear soda seal bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.

Soda Seal Bracelets by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005

Wet Seal 

A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.

i really gave her the wet seal last night

Wet Seal by son of a beach October 14, 2009