SAW

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.

A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.

Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)

"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".

Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".

"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".

"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"

by NoSitA There March 26, 2020

saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021

Sawing

When someone has been very productive in a short amount of time.

1. I have 276 cows milked this morning from 3 different herds, 28,000 Gallons of pig slurry shifted with a 1600 gallon Coner tank and an engine dropped from a Citroen Berlingo.

2. By god, you were absolutely sawing!

by #freethenips October 1, 2025

I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.

Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

saw 8

Saw 8 (also know as Saw VIII or Jigsaw) is the latest installment in the SAW series. It isn't as bloody and gory as the rest of the saw films but still packs a punch to the original series. It doesn't however start off after Saw 7 but takes place in a different setting. The film still features Tobin Bell as Jigsaw/John Kramer and 4 people are stuck in a barn that have to work together to survive. The film mostly received negative reviews and if you're an all-time Saw fan you may be disappointed in this movie.

In short, Saw 8 is basically just like Saw 2 but with a different plot.

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.

We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!

by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021