Italian Sausage

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.

His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

sausage fest

When there are no women present with a group of men.

Wow, where's all the chicas, this is a complete sausage fest man.

by Jssippi :--> September 15, 2003

sausage fest

a party or gathering where the ratio of men to women is 3-4:1.

Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*

by Champ24 June 11, 2006

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

sausage pull

A group wang wrangler involving folks of the fruity persuasion.

Not to be confused with the sausage smoke.

Hey, Jeb, we fixed the problem while you were in that sausage pull.

by benihana_chef May 21, 2005

morning sausage

(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning

Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock

by Vag Pounder December 18, 2007

Sausage Finger

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

by Dingle123 October 1, 2008