Satchplay

a band that enjoys copying the musical stylings of the greatest guitar player who ever lived, joe satriani. Otherwise known as "coldplay", they have ripped off multiple artists music and are extremely overrated.
Satchplay is a better suited title, because they play satch's music.

Hey that sounds just like that satriani song!
thats because it IS the satriani song!!
*coldplay* OMG NO! we wrote this ourselves and its coincidence and wwe would never ever do that that!!!"
Satchplay is a better suited title

by AwesomeManPersonShred May 30, 2009

Satchism

A use of the tremolo and/or melodic usually legato guitar riff very similar to those of Joe Satriani Aka Satch

"I use a lot of satchisms in my guitar playing" "Did you just play a satchism?"

by Anonymous222kittykittylicklick December 31, 2009

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

Satchall

1.) A purse for a man. 2.) One who is always wrong and knows that he is, yet never acknowledges it. 3.) Protypical metro-sexual.

A European handbag, a Satchall.

Making an example of something that is completely wrong and not knowing it, a Satchall.

by Satchall April 18, 2011

Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011