Blue salad

Blue salad n. is the result of dense and heavy deification turds into a porta potty without first layering the top of the water with toilet paper, in which the bluish water back splashes up and stains of this vile chilled liquid slather your taint and rosebud the color of blue shit water.

So the next person who go to toss your blue salad should mention this to you, bc most of you rocking a blue salad have no idea how their white panties, duh dunt tah-dahs or chonies

There’s no paper in the porta pots so try to avoid your blue salad by jumping up with the release of each skat

by Mudaeng March 1, 2020

tossed salad

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.

Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.

by waka flocka flame, hood ass n* December 9, 2012

toyota salad

When a male is driving a car and his knees are on the steering wheel and the girl is underneath him eating out his ass, while using her feet to push the pedals.

Travis was driving to school, while Judy gave him a toyota salad.

by Lloyds July 30, 2008

starter salad

Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.

Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?

Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.

Riley: Alright, I'm D.

by Criler September 1, 2009

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

Yard salad

Various grass, weeds, and plants that dogs or pets eat when you let them out in your yard.

Snowball threw up her yard salad on the new rug.

by amandagold May 27, 2015

The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016