Fletcher's Man

a fuck boy who 9/10 wears a blue jays jersey or a bass pro hat

yo dag u see that fletcher's man?

by fuckfletchers June 21, 2018

let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

by Khalisse August 2, 2017

Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011

floor sweepin's

Detritus, debris, worthless junk.

Back to the drawing board, Bucko. Your first draft was floor sweepin's.

by Harry Flashman December 1, 2003

Fletcher's Fry Sauce

When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.

Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!

by Brain Anderson January 31, 2008

fly's fart

close to nothing, next to zero

it's a fly's fart chance the everyday fan will see a game live.

by alex-k December 14, 2008

Chick flick at mcDonald's

When you go to Mc Donald's and have sex in the bathroom for more than 5 hours.

Maybe I should get a Big Mac and then we can have a Chick flick at mcDonald's after I'm done.

by Botchduck August 6, 2014