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runner

A runner is a person that runs. A runner will run in any kind of condition. Rain, below zero temperatures, hot and stifling humidity, A runner will put on his/her shoes and run, a poser will not run in these conditions. Runners can be seen in many parts of the country or city. A runners faces many hazards including but not limited to, people talking on cell phones, women hauling kids to school, women with kids on board, old folks that have bad vision, dogs, mountain lions, bears, unattentive drivers, lightening, dehydration, frostbite, sore muscles, fat people that hate skinny little runners, bandits, mental blocks, roots & disorentation.
Some of the positive things about being a runner are that you will be irrestiable to the opposite sex, you can eat all the time, you meet a lot of interesting people and running is inexpensive.
A true runner is always in one of four states: 1. thinking about the next run 2. thinking about the last run 3. running 4. talking about running.
#1 "yo dude that lady in the SUV almost got you"
Runner "that is just a peril of the game"
If a runner has a problem he takes it on the road.
by takethathill August 20, 2006
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Running Guns

When somebody is illegally selling, transporting, or carrying firearms.
"You better be careful you who you piss off man. They're running guns."

"I heard Johnny got thrown in the bin for running guns."
by pseudopsycho February 5, 2013
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Runny Out of Thyme Burger

A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003
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runnin your mouth

braggin and talkin shit you cant back up, if you run your mouth you'll most likely end up being beaten for it
damn dat fuck up been rollin his mouth again, ima fuck dat nigga up
by gangsta god January 12, 2005
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dutch-runner

occurs while a male is holding is penis and another person, either male or female, moves his fore-arm in an up and down motion as to cause "second hand masturbation", however if a male is giving another male a dutch runner neither male is gay unless they are engaging in a double-dutch-runner
Shelly walked in on Tom giving Neil a dutch-runner.
by rjg5102 December 21, 2008
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Running with the Bulls

To operate a motor vehicle (most often a Harley) on a public street and/or highway while intoxicated and/or high, in close proximity to (beside) a vehicle(s) operated by law enforcement personell instead of looking for an alternate route.
I smoked a big fatty and had a few Jack and cokes then Ran with the Bulls all the way through town.
by Hadyomama June 21, 2005
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