Roblox

An online game with a terrible community based off Lego and little player created minigames. The games are otherwise fun, depending on the maker's creativity, but this community often ruins it. Most are known for hating a creation for the use of "free models" which are working creations that anyone can use. However, if you tried to make a good game, you would find this almost irresistible due to it's over-complicated system. Players are also known to lack the ability to read, or just choose not to read. Common phrases used: ZoMG Hax1!1, noob, nub, wut, FREE MODELS!!!, and other phrases to make it clear they hate everything about the player because of a simple lamp that they didn't bother making themselves.

Red Robloxian: I want the planet of red and blue to have peace!
(Blue Robloxian goes on attacking)
Red Robloxian: Can you even read?
Blue Robloxian: Nub!

by Magmoorpirate July 6, 2010

robocall

A form of cluetrain-ignorant marketing in which an organization, often a political campaign, uses a machine to dial your phone number and leave a pre-recorded message, deliberately wasting your time and subjecting you to a dehumanizing experience in order to save the organization time and money.

"My representative doesn't let people send her personal emails without going through her website, but she loves to bombard the district with robocalls."

by starchild February 24, 2009

Robocop

A girlfriend who is very controlling, calls you on the phone all the time just to see if you are doing something she doesn't like, and wants to go through all your belongings to look for trace elements of other females.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: dog, is that your girlfriend calling you again?
Person B: *sigh* yeah, she's been bitching at me for the past week!
Person A: man, you don't need that robocop!

EXAMPLE 2:
*ring ring*
Guy: Hello?
Girl: Hey, where the HELL have you been? You were supposed to be home an HOUR ago!!! If I smell any alcohol on you, it's over!!
Guy: Damn, I ain't need a Robocop anyways!
Girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

by AJ Allen December 17, 2008

playing roblox

The best feeling in the word especially when you win murder mystery

go away mom I'm playing roblox

by Iam_notanooberton November 13, 2018

Roblox gf

A 12 year old's definition of a gf. Basically a girl ya meet through roblox and you played one game together. A date consists of dabbing, dancing to drake, and having a child.

Thats meh Roblox gf and she is supa shexy.

by OliviaisstephaniexD October 22, 2018

Roblox

Roblox is a gaming platform in which you can "create" anything and meet the 178 million users that are either bots, inactive players, banned accounts or even actual people! Roblox is filled to the brim with millions of different games, but the majority the community will only play whatever is on the front page. Want to make your own game? Too bad! The standards for game quality has increased so much from the beginning of Robloxes life that you would need literal years of experience on coding to actually have a chance at making a popular game. Still want to make a great game? Alright, well until you go get Roblox Premium first, you'll be stuck with having 0 income. The only way you could possibly make Robux would be by selling content on the games that you've made, but without advertisements, your game wouldn't even get noticed in the first place! If someone actually indeed bought something from a game that you made however, you'll only make 10% of what they paid. That's what you get for not paying Roblox monthly. You're going to be charged for creativity! What fun! What a great way to support creativity! Despite Robloxes attempt at disguising their platform as a tool for creativity, they also made it so that creating content is almost impossible unless you're using a computer. Whats that? You just wanted to know whether or not Roblox is a good platform for playing games? Oh. Well I mean It's alright.

lol xd Roblox has a sucky community.

by Wukov November 12, 2019

Roblox Twitter

Never Look it up on google or safari.

DONT LOOK UP ROBLOX TWITTER YOUR EYES WILL NEED BLEACH

by LilTankman March 29, 2020