Reader's Block

When reading a boring piece of literature, such as a school Biology textbook or assigned reading book for English, you seem to lose track of time and begin reading the same sentence over and over again, while absorbing none of it.

Anthony: Hey Callum, how do you think you did on the Bio test?

Callum: I think I did pretty bad, I had major reader's block last night trying to cram for the test.

Anthony: Man, I hate reader's block.

by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

Ready Player One

One of the best Sci-Fi Books you will ever read, with a film adaptation releasing in March 2018.

The book follows a young boy named Wade Watts who lives in The Stacks in the year 2045, where most of the world lives inside a Massive Virtual Reality called the OASIS. Everyone has abandoned the real world, as it is just a polluted wasteland.

One day, the inventor of this Virtual utopia, James Halliday Dies, and a pre-recorded message is sent to everyone, announcing a huge contest, where the first to find an easter egg hidden in this universe will earn all of his fortunes and will have full access/control over the OASIS.

Awesome Dude 1: Dude, have you seen the trailer to Ready Player One?
Awesome Dude 2: Yeah bro, i'm so pumped! The Iron Giant is in it!
AD1: I'm so glad I read the book.

by Miles_Bey0nd September 29, 2017

What the lick read?

Could you give me the specifics about the robbery or lick we are about to commit.

Hey bro what the lick read? how many people is in the house and where is the stash?

by 💯 The Maxx January 11, 2020

Ready Freddie?

A common phrase men/women often use for each other when expressing interest in readiness to leave somewhere.

"Honey, do you have the movie tickets?" "Yes, dear." "Ready Freddie?" "Yep, let's go!"

by CJMKC February 2, 2009

Hot 'N' Ready

A slang name for a loose girl, who dances in a club, more than likely beyond drunk.

Dresses with little to no clothing, usually with a thong or G-String showing. Grinding on every guy who will buy her a drink. Ready to take home and wear out.

"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Man, I'm going to Emerald, get me a Hot 'N' Ready!"

by Marvin Van Loon November 11, 2009

Read the Room

Verb. Base what you say on the conversation. Make educated guesses as to what people mean.

Olivia and Rachel, read the room. We don't want to talk yo you.

by 1he2he3he June 3, 2020

Google Reader

A kickass online Magazine. Honestly, just a grip of online articles, including a wide variety of media from AP articles to the latest Justin Beiber fail video.=P Indeed a very intuitive and interesting creation.

Haha, dude, I just saw Justin Beiber walk face first into a revolving door. Thank God for Google Reader.=)

by Well, some random dude. June 8, 2010