reported

to be doing reports

Hannah is reported.

by No ZIng December 7, 2022

retortoise

someone who is slower and more retarded than a tortoise

rob: what'd you get on the math test
Jimmy: a 12%
rob: you're such a retortoise

by BigBlackManFucker12789 February 15, 2023

Restortal being

A Restortal being is one where consciousness is preserved so new bodies can be experienced by it at different times in our history. There is no memories of its previous bodies, only a recollection of their being.

If Socrates is a Restortal being and a Restortal being us human, Socrates is human.

by Transcendence July 14, 2023

reportfuckingman

An expression used when a professor demands an unreasonable amount of essays, reports, or sometimes homework.

Oh, REPORTFUCKINGMAN! Why does he assign so much work?

by dusyeon January 21, 2024

remortisma

when you feel like you're at your absolute worst and nothing will ever come close to the amount of dread you are experiencing right now

This whole day I've been feeling remortisma, only because I have a project due Monday and I haven't done anything on it.

by lightbulbsurgeon September 23, 2023

resirtification

Training, counselling, and/or exams dat are administered to a dude who'd previously possessed an arrogant macho aggressive personality, and so he is needing to learn what da true meaning of being masculine is --- i.e., acting stern and/or forceful only if there is actually an impending safety-threat or other extreme situation where a hard/tough attitude is actually warranted, but otherwise exercising patience, inhibition, restraint, respect, modesty, etc., in his treatment of others.

While running errands downtown a while back, I met a friendly older gentleman named Ted from Massachusetts with a "Strong Men Don't Bully" bumper sticker on da back of his van; after I approvingly/supportively complimented him on it, he gave me an identical sticker for putting on my own car, and told me dat he was a member of da group "Gloucester Men Against Domestic Abuse", which holds support-group meetings, hands out anti-abuse brochures, and takes part in da annual "Gloucester Fishtown Horribles" parade. His buddy Bill, whom I met in person sometime later, generously mailed me several additional stickers for my own and a couple of friends' vehicles, plus a DVD about da group and its mission --- both to help comfort/encourage battered women and to keep said mean behavior from happening in da first place --- and I enjoyed watching it quite a few times; it mentioned how a number of da guys who observed da group's parade-demonstrations seemed fidgety and ashamed; I guess they didn't appreciate having their own incorrect behavior/mindset "shown up", or being made to realize dat a healthy dose of "resirtification" might have been in order for them!

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

report bomb

when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.

Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''

by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023