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religion

A cult until enough people join that doesn't necessarily, but may, include the idea of a fixed diety. A modern equivalent of this is known as Pop Culture, or Mainstream.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John all lost their religion once they were forced to write about it by a king named James.
by radio November 22, 2003
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Religion is the opiate of the masses.
by Vithon December 24, 2009
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A result of the ever existing human need for explanations to questions that we just cannot answer. The most well known ones are violent, backward, anti-freedom and homophobic.
Person A: Are you part of any religion?
Person B: No, but I'm spiritual
Person A: It's just as stupid as religion. Neither provide answers
by JamesThe August 22, 2010
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religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.
athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!
by karl May 28, 2004
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A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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The marraige of philosophy, metaphysics, and literature. Really, for what more could you ask?
by Killing Kittens June 26, 2004
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1. The greatest excuse ever used to go to war over a slightly different opinion.

2. The biggest scam in modern times
1. The 3 largest modern religions: Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Each share the same core beliefs, the same type of God, and the same story. They still use it as just a poor excuse to kill because someone is "different".

2. "Hey, we should help that God fearing man on TV!" The TV preacher then uses that money for diamond jewelry...
by BaselessEarth12 August 26, 2013
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