Question mark eyebrows

A person in a constant state of puzzle and confusion, even when they are happy, sad, angry or afraid. You can tell on account of their question mark shaped eyebrows, which is usually also a faded monobrow. Mothers find question mark eyebrows adorable in children.

"Why's he so confused?"

"He's got question mark eyebrows, he's always confused."

by turtles_kittens December 29, 2021

Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.

I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.

by dunlopallstar June 17, 2011

Plural Question Mark?

When your bestie asks a question and the subject is plural when it should be singular. You could say "Plural question mark?" to express confusion and loss of words

Bestie: So.... Who are your crushes
Me: Plural question mark?

by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw October 25, 2023

asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.

Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*

by 1Head April 22, 2019

Bro to Ho question

When a Bro, asks a Ho, a serious Bro question, seeking a Ho's point of view on the matter.

Hey Sarah, I need to axe you a Bro to Ho question, what should I do about my roommate bringing infinite bitches over to the apartment EVERY DAMN NIGHT?

by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014

The Billion Dollar Question

"Who's Got Weed?"

So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?

by The guy who makes definitions January 03, 2012

Hit-and-Run Question

Another technique used by office placebos, when in for a long presentation, the placebo early on, say in the first 5 minutes drop the initial hit-and-run question, which leads everyone (boss/presenter) to believe he's engaged ... this quick hit allows him to run, slip out, disengage for at least the next 30-45 minutes

Jackson : Boy Adam, I hope my hit-and-run question worked, I really need to slip out of the presentation ... I've got lunch plans with Sophi.
Murphy : Don't worry Jackson, I'm pretty sure it did... didn't you see how Miller took notice, he loves when someone from his team speaks up.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009