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Putin Paradigm

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
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Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.
It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.
by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022
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Putin

verb (used with object), Putin, Putined.

To take from others, especially by force, with malice of forethought, an attitude of entitlement to what is not one’s rightful property, and the haughty expectation that one will get away with it.
That douchebag came up and Putined the mic in the middle of my sister’s wedding toast. Let’s all go introduce him to Mr. Dumpster.
by StandUpToTyrants February 27, 2022
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why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
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rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.
See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.
by timthepigman June 4, 2022
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putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.
Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".
by Einar137 September 16, 2023
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Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022
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