Puterized

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

by Caminojen May 20, 2011

Pesterer

One who is quite annoying

Allan Angeloni is a pesterer due to annoying girls like there is no tomorrow.

by Bob Hicklefarmer December 7, 2012

plastic pusher

another word for a girl gold digger.

Tina got him to buy her that bracelet, she is such a plastic pusher.

by Peach March 15, 2004

Busted poster

another stupid ass advertisement for urbandictionary. It is also related to busted tees.

Last night I was so bored, I went on urban dictionary.com and found a busted poster advertisement

by Sage the mighty Kinslayer May 17, 2009

Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.

Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.

by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011

propoganda pushers

The media outlets run by the Establishment that destroy any political candidate who does not support the agenda of corporations and the superrich. corporate media, the liberal media, the 1%, corporations, superrich, the Establishment, journalists, reporters, network news, cable news, biased media

I am so tired of these propoganda pushers trashing my favorite candidate every day. The news is so biased.

by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

putterfoot

slooooow poke, moving forward so slowly you are actually moving backwards, putt-putting along, for someone cool it can be thought of as sauntering

father with teen daughter walking into Lowes: so much to buy, so little time!

teen daughter is so far behind, she is still at home

father: PUTTERFOOT!

by hbhb June 1, 2010