pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

pen pusher

Someone who has a tendency to have their "pen" pushed up and down.

Aka a very sexual student.

Man, im such a pen pusher, i couldn't hold it in!

by catbeck August 11, 2010

dog pusher

One who pushes dogs.

"Look at him! That dog pusher just pushed that dog!"

by Homer September 24, 2003

plywood pusher

Plywood pushers are people that say they can skate but actually can't skate, because there fuckin dirty posers I hate it. But anyway, they sit there in front of the skater kids and watch 'em skate for a while then decide tot ake their crappy "world industries" board out there and give it a shot. Not only do the skater kids laugh at him continuously, but they also laugh at the fact he has a shitty ass board that the stlye/company went out like a lamp light liek 5 years ago... Some of the "plywood pushers" would just go out there and try there best, and maybe get the honor to be the chosen one to hang out in the skater clique. There are also really fuckin retarded plywood pushers. they will sit there in their basement and actually chissel some of the paint off the bottom to look like they have been thrashing it up hardcore.

Sk8r: So, you skate man?
PWP: Yea. *scared and hoping the REAL sk8r dosnt ask him to try anyhting*
Sk8r: Cool, try a nosegrind on that rail.
PWP: A what?
Sk8r: A nose grind.
**PWP attempts to try, gets near the rail and pushes his board across the rail.**
Sk8r: dude, all you are is a plywood pusher.

by Lenora P December 16, 2006

Fart pusher

A machine to move a fart cloud away.

Turn on the fart pusher, Jess let one!

My new dorm room has a 3 speed fart pusher!

by fackface October 20, 2007

Cheese Pusher

The act of inserting the genitalia into another man's rectum and by so doing, pushing the faeces up into the bowel. See fudge packer

Your dad's a cheese pusher.

by Ass ramming uncle fucker October 7, 2008

chronic blame pusher

someone who tries, sometimes compulsively, to scapegoat others with their problems; typically applies in a work environment

manager: hey, you forgot to turn in <x>.

chronic blame pusher: it wasnt my fault, it was <insert random employees name here>

by rnambo October 15, 2009