Prostitute

Lyn

person1: lyn is a prostitute
lyn: hell yeah i am

by yourmotherishorizontallytall June 29, 2021

prostitute salute

Well a prostitue salute is when you see a prostitute youve paid for before and ya wave at her by swinging your dick in the air.

Yo homie i seen that prostitute i had last night and i gave her the prostitute salute like a boss!

by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017

Picture prostitute

One who spams chat & dating apps with offers to buy their pictures and videos.

Dude it's a fake profile, you're not gonna smash, she's just a picture prostitute.

by Sir Sage July 24, 2019

Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.

She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Engaging in prostitution

I didn't engage in any prostitution that I'm aware of. Unless I've been set up. Which I will just appeal because I wouldn't pay a single cent for the last sex I've had and if someone else did then they wasted their money.

Hym "Engaging in prostitution? You are trying to make me guilty of everything of everything I said you are doing and everything I said I would do. And that's the difference. I'm both biased and objectively correct and you're just biased. It's just more biased pearl clutching. Oh no muh kids parish the thought and then you pretend to faint because you're a fucking actress. You're ridiculous. Isn't a good thing you're always wearing make up. That probably makes it super easy for you to throw on your red wig and hop in your for your side gig. Jesus! Seriously. We wouldn't even need politics if you idiots could step outside of yourselves for even a single second. A bunch of partisan hacks! All of ya!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022

prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes

That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.

by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018