Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Problemjetic

Another word for a person whose problematic, meaning they’re in drama a lot and start a lot of beefs.

“ Brittney is so problemjetic, I hate her “

by Know Too Much December 10, 2018

problem cock

Used in the show Big Mouth to describe a penis so large that it is impractical.

(from the show)
Gavin: I’ve seen your cock... I’m gonna make it so big and thick, it’s gonna be a problem.
Tyler: I don’t think he wants a problem cock?

by nibbamarijuana December 17, 2020

Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.

Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.

by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021

problematic

sclatt.inc

sclatt.inc is problematic this aint no lie but hey its funny so

by Gaylotl December 30, 2021

Problefection

The combination of the worlds “problematic” and “perfection” to denote someone or something that is problematically perfect or perfectly problematic.

My friend is full of controversy and hypocrisy that I would say she is *chef’s kiss 🤌* problefection.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2022

problématique

French word that translates to "problematic." word popularized by Kim Petras to poke fun at her problematic past; a cute and fun way to call someone problematic.

"Hey, do you listen to Kim Petras?"
"Umm, isn't she like, problematic?"
"Nooo, she's problématique!!"

by thel0uvre October 17, 2023