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Princeton

A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:

a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate
There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."

Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
by BcozTheNight November 19, 2007
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Ugly Princess Syndrome

A dillusionally fat or ugly chick that thinks she will find a rich man to take of her for the rest of her life.
Hey man, she has an extreme case of ugly princess syndrome.
by Les August 11, 2004
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princess kiss

a Kiss on the forehead, given by a male to a female
girl:"i want a princess kiss"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"
by imma G October 29, 2007
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princess

A girl who is so clueless about the world around her. She sees what she wants, hears what she wants, and only wants things her way. She has no compassion or understanding of other people's perspectives that are standing right in front of her.

Princesses need a knock on the head so they can see the real world. And that the world does not revolve around them.

To a woman, being a princess is an insult because it means their mannerisms are annoying!
Well, duh, she's a princess, she's going to be whining and crying about it the whole night if you don't give her what she wants.
by bhriding October 18, 2008
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Princess Breaker

A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.

Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
by John Jim May 5, 2006
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But Our Princess is in Another Castle

An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.
Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?

His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.
by Boss79 February 16, 2009
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Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...
I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.
by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010
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