Patagooner

An individual who is obsessed with Patagonia products and is quick to remind others of their free repair/replacement policies. This individual may spend late nights searching their laptop for sales and deals.

My friend Bobby is such a Patagooner. He found the new nano puff jacket for 60% off last night.

by StevieGeevies March 18, 2026

Poageant

Atmosphere of aura farming, presence of charisma and in- built goatedness.

"When he held the mic, it was nothing but poageant. "

by Kelvin EhiMakosa May 28, 2025

Potahliasis

The act of caring for the environment, mainly recycling but can also include loving nature, litter picking and reducing carbon footprint.

Yeah, I do potahliasis, it's great!

by alius alibabwaus December 3, 2025

Portage High Wi

WORST!!!! High school in Wisconsin especially when Mr. Khiby rubs his big bald head on the TV's to project Spongebob on the screen

"Portage High Wi is BUNNS!!!!"

by Rexiloaf December 12, 2025

Leperchaun Porage

When a man eats something(usually porage) out of a midgets vagina.

I ate Leperchaun Porage for dinner last night.

by Steven Goylnte March 19, 2009

high postage

fat; a heavy female

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.

by crafty6000 June 18, 2010

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010