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Pole position

Having sex with females on top and in front, while the male is on the bottom or at the back.
Women divorcing husbands and having abortions just to get "Pole position" by the Devil for his money... 👎🏿 WATO (what a turn off)!
by Essene.. July 26, 2016
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Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.
Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!
by woodsman63 November 14, 2010
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The Good Position

The position you get in when totally wasted so you dont get deaded when you puke
Dave: Dude are you going to be alright?
TH: Don't worry about it, I'm in The Good Position!
by Empeg9000 January 6, 2006
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Butterfly Position

When a woman sits back on her heels with knees spread apart on the floor. Especially when she has a dress or skirt on which flies out in front of her.
One example, but not a good one is Taylor Swift's debut album cover. A better example is Donna Summer's album cover, I Feel love. In Taylor Swift's pose her knees are not as far apart as is usually defined as the butterfly position. Donna Summer poses with knees wide apart but is not sitting on her heels. Both are still variations of the butterfly position.
by Paul? could be. June 5, 2019
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The Bronx Position

The only posoition in which it is possible to see the back of one's dick.
Yo, that bitch had me in the Bronx Position, now I need a change of pants.
by Dick Taint August 3, 2009
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The Noah Position

You get your nearest bi-sexual friend and shit in his mouth. Then You Fuck his penis hole.
"Last night I did the Noah Position on him"
"no WAY"
by I LOVE UGG BOOTS April 28, 2010
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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011
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