poontang

cara's sweetest honey

cara's poontang blooms like a nectar-filled vermilion rose.

by Bokeembeslick January 17, 2005

Poontang

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008

Poontang

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

by frankenpimp May 18, 2004

poontang

the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent

the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- carl spackler

by mr varner May 3, 2004

Poofash

Someones being a bit of a poo face or decideds they want to try and be funny and your say poofash which just confuses people (:

You dyke ..... Yeah you poofash

by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 21, 2009

poontang

basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

by Jd secrete April 15, 2009

poontang

to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!

it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =

this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom

tom got pooned ALOT !!!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged !

POONTANG!

by chris, R February 18, 2008