poof

To express that youve been attacked by the powers of a witch

Poof...Your a frog

by Boodrow February 28, 2019

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

Poof

To smoke weed

Say bro, lets go poof and listen to some music

by DeDude January 7, 2010

Poof

Noun

Poof - To be gay, ugly, fat, feminine, beggish, queer and icky

Callum Paxton is such a poof, he’s the biggest poof in the world, he should seriously kill himself

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

Poof Diggity

what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.

“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”

“....dude. Poof diggity.”

by Miss Poof August 18, 2020

POOF

Aisling Murphy and João Pereira’s romantic love story. A couple who are deeply in love and super healthy

POOF they’re adorable

by POOFAMJP October 26, 2020