ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE
WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by CatMan3 November 19, 2020
by TTTTT_58 March 24, 2006
Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress July 16, 2008
Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
by bruh 🙂 February 13, 2022
Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
by ThomBom November 25, 2014
An old TV show with a grand total of 6 episodes. It was the funniest, most creative spoof comedy show every created, and that is a fact. Not an opinion, a fact.
by quagmiregrisdafn February 26, 2012
self-aware person 1: did you hear? there were only 28 days in 2018 where police didn't kill someone. some days they killed 2 or more people.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.
by NoJusticeNoPeace890 June 25, 2020