Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free

P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?

by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022

Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.

I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.

by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022

Platonish

When you are more than friends but at the same time you are still less than a couple.

"Hey so I heard you're not dating her anymore"?

"No we're completely platonic I think or maybe something more, We're platonish"

by Leo jr November 24, 2022

platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022

platon

platon is a cheeky robot, hes a bit silly and definitely emo. He has a slay band and no hoes xxx

hoes:who is platon?

by l0lasto3s January 26, 2023

Platonisim

Platonic relationship between male and a female

My friend is trying out platonisim

by Heapsgood April 4, 2023

plutonium

Plutonium is like the ultimate superhero of the periodic table - it's got a glowing personality, it's always hot and it can literally blast off to start a party that you have never seen before ever! But be warned, it's not your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, it's more like the Hulk on steroids. One wrong move and you'll be hopping around like a kangaroo on fire. So, if you want to impress your friends with this explosive element, handle it with caution and always remember to keep a safe distance. Or you might end up with a party that's literally out of this world! Just remember, Plutonium is the only element that can turn your enemies into dust, and your hair into a bright shade of green, but it won't hesitate to do the same to you if you don't respect its power.

Dude X: "Plutonium is the key to becoming a superhero, bro! We'll be like the Avengers"

Dude Z: "Ah, Plutonium, with that I'd make a great superhero. I already have a cool name in mind: Pluto-Man!"

Dude X: "Pluto-Man? Well, Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. Maybe we should go look for a radioactive bug instead!"

Dude Z: "A radioactive bug? That sounds cool! Let's go for a bug hunt, but I'm still keeping my eye out for some radioactive spiders, just in case."

by adityaprasad502 April 20, 2023