poop on a plate

1. a way to describe the way you poop on a plate
2. a way to describe shit food

"eww this is fucking poop on a plate"
"can i have the poop on the plate please .."
"damn you! you fucking pooped on my plate!"
"i hope its not poop on a plate :("
"c'mon.. lets poop on the plate"
"i cant poop on my plate :'("

by carrie and chels July 1, 2007

plater's mouth

the perfect mouth for a really decent blow job, usually voluptuous lips

" what lovely lips, a plater's mouth if ever I saw one"

by ninesheets November 9, 2009

platerism

the practice of taking someone else's restaurant order or meal ideas and passing off the selection as one's own, particularly when copying someone else's order after they have given it to the waiter or counter operator.

"Hey guy, I told you that was what I was going to order a minute ago, I call platerism!"

by DeadZedBaby November 1, 2015

hot-plate-combo

Hot-plate-combo: (noun): The act of, when the bottom is in the 'on all fours' position, of inserting the thumb into the butt. The hand of the top is in the 'hot-plate' holding position, i.e. the thumb on top, the 4 fingers and palm on the bottom. The palm and fingers then cradle the scrotum, the penis falling between the middle and ring fingers. The previous stated is simply the "Hot-plate". The combo part comes in when the thumb is moved clockwise and counter-clockwise, a motion in which you would use to open a combination lock. This massages the scrotum and pleasures the bottom.

Tate gave the twink the old 'hot-plate-combo'.

by Giveit Toomey January 18, 2011

seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")

He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"

by Chimwechan guy July 12, 2012

meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012

Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.

Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.

by mellowtico March 31, 2009