Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.

"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

Puerto rican

The Latino people who are really over confident and obnoxious and like to fight like men whether they are men or women. Unfortunately Americans think all Latinos are Puerto Ricans and its humiliating because they act so ghetto.

"You looking at boyfriend bitch?! I'm Puerto Rican and ill rip your hair out!"

Actually I was looking at the clock on the wall behind you so pike down cause I wouldn't touch a man whose been with you."

by Jss June 10, 2013

puertoriffic

Used to describe a hot Puerto Rican or Latino chick....

"Yo, that dark skinned girl over there looks mad puertoriffic!"

by ozsevenzero April 22, 2008

Puerto Rican or darker

1. Origin - New York, ~1975. The act to describe an assailant that may be of Latino or African American descent. While its origin is uncertain, many believe that it was introduced when Caucasians first began to assimilate back into urban settings, due in large part to disco clubs.

2. May also be used to describe any object that has an RGB value of 249.234.201 (sand-colored) or darker.

Next time you set me up with a bitch, make sure she is Puerto Rican or darker. Otherwise, bitches be tryin to fight her in the clubs, son.

by The Zunicorn December 20, 2010

Puerto Rican Baseball Cap

The resultant poop on the tip of one's penis, following the act of anal penetration. Sometimes abbreviated to PRBC.

That girl needs a series of enemas, you should have seen the ridiculous puerto rican baseball cap I was wearing after we boned in the butt.

by The Lexipornographer August 23, 2011

no later than a Puerto Rican wednesday

This term means that something must be done quickly. As fast as possible, but without making any great attempts to finish the task. Typically, the task is not something of great importance, but it is also something that can be put off indefinitely.

I need the water bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

by Bobby Teenager July 8, 2006

puerto rico

1) a beautiful, historic caribbean island. a territory of the united states of america and home to some of the most beautiful people in the world. contrary to popular belief and other ignorant comments on this website, PUERTO RICANS ARE NOT GHETTO. as with any race, there are undesirable characters. however, i am puerto rican myself and i am not ghetto. in fact, my whole family is extremely educated and attend/ have attended prestigious private schools. we work hard, and are contributing members of society. so before you think we're ghetto, think also of white trash and ghetto african americans. don't play into stereotypes.

2) home to beautiful, sexy & shapely women
3) latinas do it better ;)

oh she's from puerto rico? no wonder she's gorgeous.

jennifer lopez (says it all)
bruno mars is part puerto rican
naya rivera
adrienne bailon

by ricanandproud August 26, 2013