Petspiracy

Like a catspiracy, but committed by a group of pets not exclusively made of cats.

Bindi the Australian Shepherd won't let me get out of the left side of the bed, and Chairman Meow won't let me get out of the right side. Total petspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold October 8, 2023

Petisuis

Giving up after a crisis in which you don't find a place, not even on your bed. A word that encompasses all human misery and misfortune. Originally created by genius Soy Una Pringada (Esty Quesada).

"My cat shit on me, I want to petisuis"
"Someone gave me a funko pop, I'm on the verge of petisuis."

by Francis, not forever November 21, 2023

petteway

Your petty ASF

Random: Hey there's a petteway!
Random 2: There really Petty...

by Ur.mom12864 December 10, 2023

petteway

Your petty ASF

Random: Hey there's a petteway!
Random 2: There really Petty...

by Ur.mom12864 December 10, 2023

Pettan

Unlike boing boing, Pettan means somebody who has small and flat breasts. Also heavily jokes and popularised by Hololive and some VTuber who have a flat chest get made fun of.

Marine: HAHAHAHAHA, RUSHIA IS SO PETTAN!!
Rushia:*sucker punches* ORRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Pekora: HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️

by Reinbokuru April 16, 2024

Petoskey High School

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.

“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”

by Megaballs888 August 1, 2024

petsakis

A monkey residing in residential housing piggybacking on his parents food

-That dude is retarded
- yeah i know that dude is petsakis

by Pipaaaaaaa December 10, 2024