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parking lot pimpin

driving through a mall parking lot or movie parking lot going 2 MPH and showing off your tight ride and your bumpin system and them spinners.
Parking lot pimping in my 64' Impala with my chrome spinners and candy paint.
by Blair-Erynn May 4, 2006
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parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"
Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.
by Andy April 8, 2004
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parking

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010
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Chicken Pecking

Using one finger to type on a keyboard; lack of keyboarding skills.
Sam: I saw Joey Chicken Pecking yesterday.

Tiff: Wow, he must really suck at typing.
by Kubajo December 7, 2012
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perkins

a lovely family resturaunt.
yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!
by brittany June 18, 2006
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peking noodle

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.
When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.
by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005
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Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.
1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010
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