Period Pals

Period Pals are two or more women who receive "nature's gift" at the same time.

Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.

Sue: Tom invited me out to dinner, but I had to decline because I'm on the rag.

May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.

Sue: I think you know the answer to that.

by Kapu Wolf November 21, 2009

period pants

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)

My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks

by Jake February 28, 2004

Period piss

A word made by a girl who wanted to use something other than period pooh because it sounds dumb

"She needs to get her life together."
"Period piss!"

by Jordan15 June 4, 2019

periodic seizureistic

A male period.

It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.

by King_Taco February 14, 2009

period buddies

A period buddy is a girl who has their period at the same time as another girl

Girl 1: omg guess wat I'm on my period
Girl 2: really??? So am I!!!
Girl 3: duuuuude so am I
All girls: period buddies forever!!!!

by the drax May 31, 2015

Period giggles

Hormonally induced euphoria in which everything is hilarious, happens during one's menstrual cycle.

Gloria just has the period giggles, she’s a complete bitch the rest of the time.

by Letmeseemtitsclap February 23, 2020

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020